Di Wei’s Frivolous Adventures in Another Dimension, Part 1
Prologue of the ludicrous
Viemar the crooked staggered into his chamber of darkness with agog and devilish intend.
‘ Mwahaha! I have finally found the formula to create to greatest demon till date, and it has 15 wings! Mwahaha, soon the world shall bow down before me!’ And he began drawing distorted insignias onto his brick walls.
As the symbols start to glow brilliant orange, he began throwing random gewgaws into a massive claypot as sacrifices: Two 1988 Singapore dollar coins, a guru necklace, a pile of vomit collected from many antediluvian citizens of a lost empire (called Temasek), and a desktop produced by HP compaq running on a pentium 4 processor. All these were the ingredients needed to create the perfect no brain slave. BUT Viemar the crooked DELIBERATELY added (as he had watched the 1065th series of the Powerpuff Girls the night before) an extra chemical: Chemical D. Then, he began his chanting, “Oh god that rules over all the evils of Lionogia, grant me your wisdom, that I may call and unleash upon the world mayhem and eternal destruction! Call forth your most fiendish servant to aid me as i bide to conquer this world!”
” Your call has been answered!” A vociferious voice thundered through the chamber, and from a-mid the darkness, a portal emerged, and that most hideous monstrosity stepped out of the portal. Viemar watched as the being entered into his world, but he was not elated. In fact, he stood transfixed with trepidation. “By the gods, what have I done!” He said, and finally comprehending the magnitude of his summoning, he was deverstated by guilt and shame, and ran out of his tower, jumped out of the 23rd floor window, and that was the end of the evil Viemar.
But the story has not ended. For the true protagonist of the story is not Viemar. It is the being summoned rom another dimension, ready to reap the living breath out of all who stands in his path. Viemar has summoned a human. Yes! A H-U-M-A-N!!! Oh the horror! And what was more, it was no ordinary human. He summoned a Di Wei. A D-I W-E-I!!! And so the story shall continue the next time I am granted the opportunity to sit down and type for long hours in front of a computer. For now, Di Wei is born……
